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It's a give that us Irish are a little different to put it mildly, from the way we've adopted the English language and made it our own to the way we act and the things we do. We're a sort of law onto ourselves really. Well for those who aren't Irish and ever wondered what makes us Irish we've compiled a little list, if you recognise all points then you're Irish.
We're not saying we've got it spot on and there's room to add if you see fit. If you've any points that should be added pop over to our Facebook page and let us know and we'll stick them in. Enjoy.
1. You don't need to study for exams, sure your Nana lit a candle for you. 2. You thank bus drivers 3. You give a buladh bos when the airplane you're in lands (ok, maybe not all of us!) 4. You show your love for friends and family by insulting them 5. You know that 'I will Yeah' actually means 'I will in me arse' 6. You can say someones 'mad' and mean it as a compliment 7. The best reason for doing something is 'for a laugh' 8. If someone isn't drinking they must be on anti-biotics?' 9. You know the medicinal powers of flat 7UP 10. You can't say 'goodbye' on the phone, it has to be 'bye, bye, bye, bye, bye....' 11. You've touched an electric fence at some stage in your life 12. Your parents can use d'Internet but the only site they've been on is RIP.ie 13. You understand all HairyBaby t-shirts 14. You need to get 'the headlines' on the news. 15. A day with 'good dryin' out' is nearly as good as a lotter win 16. You've owned school books that were covered in wallpaper or brown paper 17. You were late because you were stuck behind a tractor 18. You've been asked to stand in 'a gap' at least once in your life (country only) 19. You don't call a cupboard a cupboard, it's 'The Press' 20. Don't mention 'The Immersion' 21. The Wooden Spoon strikes fear to the very core of you 22. So does Peig Sayers 23. You swear very well 24. Good weather means 'the bog' or 'the hay' to some 25. A doctors diagnosis is really only an opinion, sure I'll be grand 26. You've more freckles than there are days of the year 27. Bosco taught you to count, not 'Seasame Street's 'The Count' 28. You made more money from your Communion than your first months salary 29. You know a Mary personally 30. A greeting can be somewhat confusing 'Any Craic?' 'What's The Story' 'How're tricks?' 31. Suncreen? Yeah right! I'll be grand 31. A funeral means a 'session' so long as the person dead has lived to 'a good age' 32. Everything happens in the kitchen 33. The front room in your parents house is 'the good room' 34. You can't have them, they're the 'visitor biscuits' 35. You know there's a massive difference between going 'out' and going 'out out' 36. You go to the shop for 'The Messages' 37. If you marry someone with a good bit of 'road frontage' then you married well 38. You've started saying there's a 'grand stretch in the evening' 39. It's not a Ham Sandwich, it's a Hang Sanger 40. Teatime doesn't actually mean it's time to drink tea, it means it's time to come in 41. You never found out who was taking the horse to France 42. The weekend was over when Where In The World & Glenroe finished 43. You know what 'Roll it there Roisin' meant. 44. You drink beer from a longneck bottle because your doctor said to distance yourself from alcohol 45. You know 'soakage' isn't something that just happens with a sponge 46. You know yourself 47. You've taken the 'makings of a fry' on holidays 48. You can use garden equipment in a sentance unrelated to gardening ' Jayzus, I had a rake of pints last night' 49. Standing 'outside' the church constitutes 'being to Mass' 50. Finally, two words...Red Leomonade!
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